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Merry Xmas 2009
All I want 4 Xmas!
We’re arriving to
that time of the season when every body is suppoused to feel happy, and instead
of praying to the Lord to make every one else die, you’d have positive feeling
and good relationships, specially with your credit card.
If we’d be honest, just for once in our lives, we simply recognize that year’s end is approaching fast and anyone has meet its comercial objetives, so there’s no bonus but for your anus.
Instead of that, someone founded that stablishing some kind of shopping frenzy, by dropping something weird, that you really doesn’t want to know, into the water supply or just pulverizing exotic feromones into the air, just will do the trick. Have you ever realized how windy is when xtmas is coming?
Whatever... now we have to wish beautiful things, and let everyone else know about them, so, here’s our Xmas list, so you can make us happy, whatever the cost:
- Gatling guillotine. Specially designed for politicians and bankers. Ultra-fast and mega fun, you don’t even need to clean it after every use and endusers never complain. We all know, you deserve it.
- State of the art color printer. You can also join the game. Make your own money, don’t let others fool you.
- Akihabara trip, just let me alone with that shops. C’mon, relax, you’re gonna enjoy this, it only hurts in your little pocket.
- Yatabe Arena VIP pass. It’s like being in heaven, but being alive to sin with pit babes.
- Wallypower 118, because 2 jet engines are not enough. Be careful about carbon fiber overdose.
- Porsche 911 Turbo cabriolet. It works even better than being handsome and smart with girls, and it’s much faster taking you where you want to go.
- Rally radio-control car. Tons of fun, but cheaper and much less painful when you crash. Believe me, you’ll crash.
- Yeah Racing brushless combos. Nasty, cheap, easy to use and they never get tired of pushing!!! Everything you always have been looking for, and they are even legal.
- F1- driver’s seat. If Badoer could, we can’t be worse.
- Xevo X evolution Chariot Pro conversion kit, or just Xevo for its friends. It’s everything a FWD should be, period. You just don’t wish for it, you’ll beg for it.
